Tesla updates Model S with Hitler mustache; Torch still unaware Model S/X has Hitler mustasche

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 04/12/2016 at 13:36 • Filed to: Torchinsky is very very wrong, Hitler was very wrong, including his mustache

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Well, I guess it’s more of a pencil mustache, but it still makes the car look like Hitler to me. Not that pencil mustaches belong anywhere beyond 1954 anyway. This is why I like the Model 3 so much in how it just completely does away with any pretense of a grille whatsoever instead of going for the pencil/Hitler look. Either way, it’s a bad image and bad association, Elon. I’m starting to wonder he plans to buy up a chain of thrift stores to ensure every Tesla owner gets a free lounge jacket with their purchase. Also Torch how blind do you have to be to call this gorgeous? Sorry but after like the third time of insisting this kind of monstrosity is “gorgeous” and “the way forward” I just can’t keep it to myself any longer.

Then again it’s not like having a Hitler-’stache is the worst thing in the world for a car to have.

Oh, also, I’ll edit this post if people feel offended by the Hitler thing. It’s no big deal for me to sanitize it but the whole Nazi thing is always a big deal, so if people think I’ve gone too far I understand.

For Sweden > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 13:40

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FromCanadaWithLove > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 13:57

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Mercedes Streeter > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 14:00

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TBH, I don’t think a single non-car person (or anyone in the market for a Tesla) will equate the decoration to a Hitler ‘stache. I’ve seen a few Model Xs out in Chicago already, and they look better in person than they do in pictures...much less polarizing. :)

TheOnelectronic > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 14:09

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A Hitler stache and a pencil mustache aren’t even remotely similar, and I can’t even begin to see how you see Hitler in the model S.

And the model 3 doesn’t do away with the pretense of a grille, it has a giant distinct white void where a grille was very obviously supposed to go.

Ash78, voting early and often > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 14:11

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I can’t post pics (thanks IE and Kinja. You're like an estranged married couple living under one roof). But that is so Salvador Dali.

Saracen > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 14:17

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That’s not a Hitler ‘stache.

MultiplaOrgasms > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 04/12/2016 at 14:48

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Which Hitler are you talking about? Alois?

William Patrick Hitler? Son of Adis lesser known older half-brother Alois Junior?